Thursday 30 August 2012

Relief!


Phew - what a relief! I thought they had cut off my Internet as well as my phone! I felt strangely isolated for a few hours there!

I wrote an interesting short tale this morning in about an hour. I picked a random sentence from a book and used it as the first sentence. I love the way my brain comes up with ideas from exercises like this.

No rain today - so it must be gardening time!

Wednesday 29 August 2012

Back to School


Well, that's the summer holidays over for another year! I had a beautiful drive to Schull this morning in typical "going back to school weather" - (I.e. brilliant sunshine) as the lad's school bus doesn't resume service until tomorrow. It was very difficult getting out of bed at such an ungodly hour (not really early, but much earlier than I've been used to over the last three months!) but I fought the temptation to go back to bed after I had dropped him off!

I've started writing some Morning Tales as a way of kick starting my creativity and came up with a very bitter-sweet tale this morning. When I've tweaked it, I might blog it - but I might enter it into a competition - cos I just love rejection!!! It's true what they say about needing to warm up the brain. I start these tales with just a sentence and see where they go. It's a fascinating exercise. Yesterday, I wrote a tale about a slug-eating would-be king! Who knows where that came from!

Oh dordi - the sunshine has been replaced by a lashing torrent of rain accompanied by a strong gusty wind. That's just what I need - there is gardening to be done. Oh well - it looks like more FB and maybe another twisted morning tale!

Tuesday 28 August 2012

Hard Times


Just back from a fabulous few days in Cornwall, visiting my beautiful new grandaughter, Maisy-Rose. 

Aside from the joy of becoming a grandparent for the first time (surely I'm too young!) there was the inevitable anxiety about spending too much money. We thought we were being very careful but on a sneaky visit to the hole-in-the-wall, we discovered we had run out of money. There's nothing more depressing than being on holiday with no cash! (All those missed pints of Real Ale, the pasties that we can't afford, not to mention the clotted cream - luxuries that are sadly lacking in Ireland). I had had the foresight to bring extra Euros over with me but the exchange rate is so bad between the Euro and Sterling that we felt as though we had been robbed - but at least we were able to afford petrol to get us back!

On arriving home, not only was there a stack of unpaid bills, but the phone had also been cut off. The euphoria of the new little life disappeared rather quickly as the sobering thought of being entirely broke hit home. The lad needs a new school uniform for tomorrow and the fridge and food cupboards are bare! Surely, surely our luck must change soon. We've spent too long clinging on with broken fingernails. 

The Euro Millions jackpot had better be heading my way tonight!



Saturday 18 August 2012

Oh Happy Day!






My grandaughter is on her way - I am sooooo excited. Good luck Bethany - I love you so much Sweetheart and can't wait to meet Maisey-Rose. xxx

Friday 17 August 2012

Black Water Down




Black Water Down

... an excerpt from my novel, working title

Find the River

Diana Morrison



The sunlight scorched his eyeballs as its ghostly brilliance infiltrated and filled his vision with the subtlety of a blunt needle.

Syl tried to close his lids against it but couldn’t; some external force was keeping them open.

The water that bore him along was thick, warm, sticky and slow moving. If he were not so weary of struggle, he might have clawed his way out but as the radiation sickened sun melted into turbulent bubbles of heavy, acid-laden clouds, he believed that it was over, that his life had finally ended and that he had departed without a whimper or friend to see him on his way. He felt at peace but for a painful stretching of the heart as he thought of what might have been with Áine.

He became aware of his surroundings; such a grey lonely place, hills worn to their skeletons and apparently devoid of all things human. The murky polluted waterway was conveying him slowly through a drab and dreary, unknown ghost town of grey buildings, yellowing grass and dismal skies. The smoke of former heavy industry still hung, like a fixture overhead almost close enough to touch. Tall spindly chimneys continued to belch out sulphuric waste spitting acidic rain at the visibly crumbling buildings. A rancid stench of death and decay filled the air.

Filth and squalor seeped from the festering, abandoned town land into the slouching, stagnant water, surrounding him in a slimy slurry, binding him tightly to the surface in a mucoid bond broken only occasionally by corroded supermarket trolleys, dead fish and dead men’s boots.

Reptilian skeletons of rusting barbed wire lurked menacingly on the sidelines. They darted out at him periodically, snagging his unclad and vulnerable body at strategic points, stinging and prickling with irritating familiarity. The cruel fangs of one such monster lunged and hooked tenaciously into his groin, tearing savagely at his skin and flesh. He knew real pain and realised that he still had life somewhere within him as he felt it chewing its way through his femoral artery, aided and abetted, in a show of massive betrayal, by his own body that appeared to be willingly sucking it in.

The tall buildings loomed large overhead. Their blackened windows like empty eye sockets blindly watching him wallowing past. A great fountain of slush fired out from a concealed pipe in the bank and blasted his face in a sudden icy and nauseatingly filthy torrent. Taking their cue from the master, other pipes lining Hades’ Conduit sprang into action, exploding their vile contents all over him.

An insubstantial bridge with imperfect arches spanned the channel ahead of him. A figure dressed in seductive black reclined against the flimsy parapet watching him with dull amusement. The long tendrils of her luscious red hair hung over the edge and skimmed the surface of the effluent, smouldering in the phantom light and just beyond Syl’s grasp. She watched his slow progress with sneering yet sorrowful superiority and blew him sarcastic little kisses that hit him like gravel as he passed beneath her.

She waved a child’s little wave as the water picked up speed and swept him around a bend. She and the town were lost to him as the jaws of a black hole loomed before him and vaporised him.

Is there anybody out there?

Is there any body out there?

I've been coming here for nearly two weeks now and am wondering whether I'm reaching anybody at all. It doesn't matter really because this is therapy for me but if you do find yourself here - for whatever reason - don't be afraid to say Hello - I don't bite... often!

Thursday 16 August 2012

Affirmation for the Day



"I am fulfilled by all that I do"
Each moment of the day is special to me as I follow my highest instincts and listen to my heart. I am at peace with my world and affairs.
~Louise L Hay~


An affirmation for teenagers as we all know how difficult those years can be.

"All is really well in my world"
I love and approve of myself through all the ups and downs of life.
~Louise L Hay~

Summer in Ireland


Well, Monsoon season has struck again. The wind is howling and the rain is lashing, towns are, once again, on flood alert. Were summers really so much better when I was a child? Yes - they definitely were! I remember the drought of 1976, the ladybird plague and the hose-pipe restrictions. Happy fun-filled days and beautiful balmy evenings. I loved the summer - but now it's just an extension of winter. Very depressing :(

I'm currently doing research on Lithuania - not to live (although, it could be a nice change) but I'm playing with a character for a possible new writing project - any information on the customs, traditions, history and lifestyle of Lithuania and her beautiful people would be gratefully received; especially from those who have left or are thinking of leaving for Ireland or the UK.

I bid you all good night from a very stormy West Cork.

... It was a dark, stormy night...

And I'm not lying!


Friday 10 August 2012

Sunshine in West Cork

Who'd have thought it - the sun can shine on West Cork! Better late than never. What does it matter that all my veg has been ruined by Ireland's monsoon season that is its summer (Actually it matters quite a lot!!)? What does it matter that the school holidays are nearly over? The sun is here today and I'm going to enjoy it! :) 

Wednesday 8 August 2012

The Realm of the Naiad





The Realm of the Naiad

... an excerpt from my novel, working title

Find the River

Diana Morrison




The Realm of the Naiad

The chill wind danced a riot upon his nakedness; the pull of the ebbing tide dragging him with it as it hastened to the sea. 
He felt incredibly weary. All the fight had gone out of him and his brain was numb, almost desensitised. Surely, this must be his last ride. 
Twilight was descending as he floated, face to the skies, in the inky flow of icy water. Voices hallooed him from the banks as strange, incredulous children dressed in Dickensian clothes, pointed and howled with glee and their equally strange, disapproving parents pelted him with stale bread crumbs and maggoty apples, glaring accusingly at him as if he were some kind of sordid peep show. 
He was beyond caring. His greedy eyes took in his surroundings with a despairing sorrow, believing that he was seeing the mortal world for the last time. 
The smooth deep waters whisked him around a bend into shallower rapids strewn with jagged rocks that protruded from the riverbed and jolted his shattered body as he was forced over them. He tried but failed not to see the little people that would, under normal circumstances, haul his sanity into question once more, as they ran rings around his fading grasp on reality. He looked beyond them into the preternatural realm. A white mist like gossamer ribbons swirled around and clung to everything it touched. 
He knew she was there, taunting and teasing him with her ubiquity. Betrayed, as she was by woven fibrils of red hair, gone in the blink of an eye, or a wistful sigh, caught on the wind and wafted towards him in an echo of his own silent despair. Oh yes, she was there, a slinking Succubus, waiting to strike. 
The moon climbed lazily above him struggling from time to time to break free of the clouds and frothing them up into a great celestial banana milkshake. The trees crept to the water’s edge, their heads bent conspiratorially. He could hear their sighs of disapproval as they nodded and whispered in hisses of ancient wisdom. 
The pull of the unknown drew him further in, slipping through lymphatic shadows on glassy water. A phantasmagoria of outlandish little people appeared on the bank laughing and dancing like it was Midsummer’s Eve. The whole of the ghostly underworld seemed to be out watching him, charting his progress through the damp and chilly moonlight on a night that sounded only of water. 
Armed with magic, she nimbly kept pace with his swiftly moving body as it continued its wild ride to the sea. She made no sound and yet he was acutely aware of her presence. His need to see her tore from his lethargy. He tried to force his body into drastic action, splashing and spluttering as he grasped at reeds and rotted tree roots in an attempt to slow himself down enough to haul himself out of the accelerating torrent. In his frantic desperation to break free, he hit a wickedly serrated rock that pierced his thigh, stinging him with a familiar pinprick. His will and borrowed strength left him, his muscles melted and his mind went on to half-power. 
She watched and waited for her opportunity. She smiled with satisfaction and stepped gingerly in moon-bathed, unabashed nakedness across the river to the opposite bank where he now lay. She watched the dying leaves tumble from the tree, under which he lay, covering his nakedness in a carpet of crunchy foliage. His eyes remained closed as she tiptoed closer to him. Noiselessly, she sat down beside him and brought her sparkling lips down to his face. A mischievous smile flicked across them as she leant forwards, planted a lacewing kiss on the tip of his nose, and felt him jump. 
The sweetness and warmth of her breath on his face pervaded his senses and his eyes flickered open. He could not hold her gaze. He felt humble in the face of such a vision of loveliness. She was the most beautiful thing that he had ever seen, but then she always had been. 
She gazed benignly at him; familiar and comforting to him yet the dormant power to raise the most fearful feelings of panic, dread and choking anxiety still lurked only half suppressed behind the steel grey eyes that shone in the moonlight. Her skin was creamy white and as smooth as a photograph. His eyes rested on the small, pert breasts, well within his reach. He wanted to touch her. He wanted her with such an aching intensity. He had never wanted anything so badly. 
The invitation was smouldering in her eyes. 
  ‘Touch me,’ they tempted him. ‘Stroke my hair. Caress my body. Have me. I am yours.’ 
He lay, caught in a precarious place between agony and ecstasy, the confusion of his inner child spreading like bindweed. She trailed her luscious, silky red hair across his face and down his chest, brushing aside the leaves, her eyes dilated with surreal eroticism. 
  ‘Touch me,’ her body shimmered once again, as she drew her hair across his belly smiling at his look of remarkable innocence and undoubted fear. 
He stared back at her, his eyes wide with longing and uncertainty, his lips parted slightly; He shook his head. He was too weary. He was too afraid. A strangled sob escaped as she watched the teardrops rise and slide from the corners of his eyes. He turned his gaze away from her and screwed his eyes shut; praying desperately for it all to end as his deep sobs overcame him and convulsed his failing body. 
Her disapproval was absolute. He felt her fingers spitefully pinching his skin and as he forced open his eyes, a wailing alarm screeched through his head, almost splitting it. Her mouth was open and the sound was coming from it on a wavy, luminous lime green stave of semibreves. 
There was movement around him; her court had arrived to deal with the traitorous fool. He watched them incredulously; tiny folk dressed in brown and cream, carrying torches of fire. There were hundreds of them scurrying from their Daisy houses, their black eyes glinting malevolently. They formed a cordon around him waiting for the sound to abate. Her mouth snapped shut and he watched in fearful fascination as she reeled the stave back in and wound it around her finger allowing the semibreves to fall upon him like a shower of golden coins. For a moment, there was stillness and peace. He held his breath. With one almighty shriek the tiny people were upon him, pulling out handfuls of his hair, scratching and tearing him, biting him, stamping and pinching him, pulling at him, poking him, sweeping the leaves from his body in an attempt to find and claim a piece of the treasure. He lay in bewildered, terrified silence, unable to move, as they desecrated and abused him. 
Eventually she snapped her fingers and the demons stood aside. The stave unfurled itself, flew from her finger like a spider’s web, and bound him tightly like a stricken fly. Painstakingly, they hauled him to the brink and screeched with glee as they rolled him back into the vociferous river; setting him adrift, face down. 
Her sobs filled his head and he could take no more. His body opened up and let the water flood him until his brain was swamped and he knew no more.


Reluctant Gardener

A morning of sweet sadness. I've just finished reading "The God of Small Things" by Arundhati Roy - a breathtakingly beautiful novel that won the 1997 Booker Prize - and on top of that they have just played Elgar's Cello Concerto on lyric fm - I had forgotten just how much the piece could move me to tears.

More gardening today - my polytunnel is so overgrown and neglected it is shameful. I think my tomatoes have blight, the bindweed is choking everything and my salad has bolted :( Call myself a horticulturist! I'm a joke! Perhaps I should concentrate on a writing a book called "How not to Garden - by a lazy incompetent gardener"!!!


Tuesday 7 August 2012

Writer's Exercise 2


Exercise 2

Write a compelling fifty opening word opening for a short story based on the following plot:

Harry Potter is infected with a deadly virus that will kill him within twenty-four hours.

 Harry Potter and the Deadly Virus

“That can’t be right. I can’t be dying,” gasped Harry. “I’m a wizard. There must be a spell or something.”

“No, Harry,’ replied Madam Pomphrey. “The virus has taken away your magic. You are no longer a wizard. I must ask you to leave Hogwarts now. You’re on your own.”


Diana Morrison
10/07/12

The Tuesday after Bank Holiday Monday

Well it's wet but it's not raining. This means that I will have to do gardening after all. It's no big deal, I enjoy it - once I'm doing it. It's like everything else - the thought of doing something is usually worse than the reality. I guess I'm just a lazy arse who would be more than happy to sit at the computer all day, every day being constantly supplied with cups of tea and chocolate! 
Ha Ha Saved! Admin work for our little joinery business! This means more computer time! And another cup of tea please :)

Monday 6 August 2012

A Writer's Exercise Piece


Exercise 1

Write a one hundred word newspaper report about:
The theft of porridge from the Three Bears.

Theft of Porridge


There was outrage in the forest today after it had been reported that porridge had been stolen from the Bear Family.
The theft happened this morning after Mr and Mrs Bear and little Babcock decided to go for a walk in order to allow their porridge to cool.
Babcock’s porridge was stolen and his parents’ bowls were upturned. Major damage to a chair and evidence that a bed had been slept in were also discovered at the scene.
Police have issued a description of a homeless man called Goldy Locks, whom they wish to interview in connection with the theft.

Diana Morrison
11/06/12

Oh Dear

Really didn't want to be feeling like this today! Yes it was my birthday, but still, at my age I ought to know better!!! Hoping the brain fog lifts soon and takes my lethargy with it. Perhaps I should just go back to bed and try again in a couple of hours!!!

Sunday 5 August 2012

The Day has Come at Last

Today is my 47th birthday and it is such a relief to have arrived here. My mother didn't make it this far - dying at the age of 46 - and I had to fight to believe that I would not meet the same fate. Not always an easy task. But in celebration of the fact that I am here and still functioning and healthy, I have decided to concentrate on my writing and hopefully get some followers and feedback. This is truly the first day of the rest of my life!